FAQ's
All the answers on the questions you are dying to ask
The man with bad make up.
A meeting with the most tattooed senior citizen on a remote beach on Skye Scotland.
FAQ’s on hygiene, lowering my standards
How to cope with with persenol hygiene while kayaking for 5 weeks and having no showers
‘Do you know where the shipwreck is?’
A story about a little girl with a big imagination on a quest to find the shipwreck of the SS Politician after hearing the story in the pub.
I’m a weirdo and I know it
What is that? Two kayaks are approaching the beach? Oh no, not today. He thinks back to an evening three nights ago when a couple…
Training in France
Sorry, the story will be late. This week we are in training; writing, painting and cycling in France.
How to improve your mermaid spotting skills.
Paddling around this enchanting landscape of the Scottish coastline, illusions of magical creatures under the waves start floating around in my head. It is almost…
Foraging companionship and the taste of seaweed
“Do you know the different types of seaweed?” the guy asks, he’s one of the 14 nephews and cousins we just met. They stay in…
Trouble in paradise
Prelude The sky turns slowly in the color of a big black bruise, Ominous and threatening on the horizon, while we peddle over the to…
Climbing Ben Nevis
O noooo, wind force 8 predicted…and I am in a kayak on Cape Wrath!!! We must escape before the storm hits the coast! Early in…
As dangerous as a visit to my mother-in-law
‘Are you sane?’ she asks when we tell her we will round the Mull of Kintyre the next day. We are not surprised by the…